July 2012
notbolin:
I’m already tired of school and it hasn’t even started
dance-like-pete-wentz:
i wish i could say ‘u ok’ in real life
because when you say it out loud it sounds like ‘you okay?’ but thats not what i want
i wnat
u
ok
tupacabra:
i like looking at gifs and trying to read their lips to figure out what part of the caption they’re saying
1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.
The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.
what i accomplished this summer:
When running:
Me: I'll stop running when this song finishes.
*30 seconds later*
Me: Oh my god, I swear this song was never this long.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
shopkeeper: what's your shoe size?
me: swag and a half
shopkeeper: what
me: you heard me
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
donkeykongcountry2:
“i dont care about looks”
LIAR
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
Normal People: I wanna be more than just a friend
Me: I wanna be more than just a fan
Scooter: Drake's talking bad about you on Twitter.
Justin: What? We're friends though?
Scooter: No, Drake Bell.
Justin: Who?
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
hotlocalsingle:
i remember one time a cashier was like “youre really pretty” and i couldnt think of what to say and ended up saying happy birthday
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
What would we do without internet?
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